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my mom: it's 11 go to sleep

me: actually its 10:58

cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

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wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

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kursou:

when your headphones break and there is only sound from one side

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iggyazaleasss:

sitting in math like

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slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

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shoulderblades:

Garlic Junior

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moseby:

Can’t believe that I could hold this chip bag with my little woman hands!!!

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ur actually rlly rude tbh
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saddestblogger:

when u throw a banana peel in mario kart and end up hitting it on the next lap

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dicaeopolis:

im really curious what happened in those 22 comments

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gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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