msjewbooty:

they’re called earth worms because earth is the planet they will eventually rule

02

May

6,673 notes

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excalilbur:

excalilbur:

why did cinderella get kicked off the basketball team

because she ran away from the ball

02

May

8,069 notes

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(Source: milyonerfakir)

02

May

20,561 notes

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heyhipsterhipster:

(Source: tina-blaine)

02

May

49,247 notes

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t3chnocolur3d-y0ung-l4dy:

steal-an-ashtray-solve-a-crime:

needsmorebassclef:

holymotherofrowling:

harry can defeat the dark lord but can’t pick up some bacon

he looks at it like he just dropped his hopes and dreams

Whoop there’s goes my bacon just like my parents and my pride.

Just like my parents
JUST LIKE MY PARENTS

t3chnocolur3d-y0ung-l4dy:

steal-an-ashtray-solve-a-crime:

needsmorebassclef:

holymotherofrowling:

harry can defeat the dark lord but can’t pick up some bacon

he looks at it like he just dropped his hopes and dreams

Whoop there’s goes my bacon just like my parents and my pride.

Just like my parents

JUST LIKE MY PARENTS

(Source: filthyblood)

02

May

119,433 notes

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whenyouwereherebefore:

#me in every exam

02

May

18,555 notes

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using my mom's money: im going to buy that, and that. $150? im definitely buying that.
using my money: $2? maybe that's too much...

02

May

102,682 notes

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jollymarionette:

people joking about things that you actually really hate about yourself

image

(Source: causticmarionette)

02

May

48,794 notes

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meladoodle:

oh that gucci that’s hella tight, and i’m like yo that’s 500 dollars for a doormat

meladoodle:

oh that gucci that’s hella tight, and i’m like yo that’s 500 dollars for a doormat

(Source: hdclit)

02

May

65,120 notes

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02

May

25,301 notes

This photo was reblogged from laughcentre and originally by onlylolgifs.

02

May

24,085 notes

This photo was reblogged from fatpeoplemakemehappy and originally by nevver.

funfrom4chan:

To Infinity

funfrom4chan:

To Infinity

02

May

281,088 notes

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lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

(Source: bejarj)

29

April

28,989 notes

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OMG YOU ARE BACK!

twistedeyeglasses

:o yes I am hahaha

29

April

Ask me anything

prostitourettes:

no kissing emoticon before marriage

29

April

22,536 notes

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