they’re called earth worms because earth is the planet they will eventually rule
they’re called earth worms because earth is the planet they will eventually rule
why did cinderella get kicked off the basketball team
because she ran away from the ball
(Source: milyonerfakir)
steal-an-ashtray-solve-a-crime:
harry can defeat the dark lord but can’t pick up some bacon
he looks at it like he just dropped his hopes and dreams
Whoop there’s goes my bacon just like my parents and my pride.
Just like my parents
JUST LIKE MY PARENTS
(Source: filthyblood)
This chat was reblogged from funnybrunette and originally by irreluhvent-deactivated20120827.
people joking about things that you actually really hate about yourself
(Source: causticmarionette)
To Infinity
no kissing emoticon before marriage